"Oh hoh hoh hoah Oh hoh hoh hoah Oh hoh hoh hoah Oh hoh hoh hoah Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There was funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up They were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art And everybody knew their part From a fainting, to a slip And a kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning But they fought with expert timing There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on We took the bow and made a stand Started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me skip Now we're into a brand new trip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning But they did it with expert timing Oh hoh hoh hoh, ha Oh hoh hoh hoh, ha Oh hoh hoh hoh ha Keep on, keep on, keep on Sure enough Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning Make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning"