I sat in the pub
When the hard day was over
Drinking from my huge cup
And on my lap was my lover
I began to hurl
And I slapped my girl
The radio played junk
And I became very drunk
Ref: X2
Drink a, drink a Bacardi
Drink yourself wild and free
Drink a, drink a Bacardi
Drink yourself wild and free
I grabbed a punk
And threw him in the trunk
Drove out to the forest
I left the car and walked real far
Later I woke up
With a hangover beginning to pump
I didn't remember squat
But over me was a cop
Ref.
My lawyer is defending
And I'm not repenting
It isn't fair
They'll probably give me the chair
No remorse, No regrets
Bacardi was the best
Let your stomach digest
The holy drink of your quest
Ref.