[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
Mr.Todd?
[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
At your service.
An honor, to recieve your
[Judge Turpin]
Do you know me, sir?
[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
Who in this wide world does not know
the great Judge Turpin?
And what may I do for you today, sir?
A stylish trimming of the hair?
A soothing skin massage?
Sit, sir. Sit.
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
You see, sir, a man infatuated with love
Her ardent and eager slave
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
And lend a more seductive tone
A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne
But first, sir, I think,
A shave-
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
The closest I ever gave
(whistles)
[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire
From one man to the next
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire
The blood to pound, the heart leap higher
What more--
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
What more
[ Both - sung ]
Can man require
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Than love, sir
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
More than love, sir
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
What, sir
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Women
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Ah, yes - women
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Pretty women
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
(whistles)
Now then, my friend
Now to your purpose
Patience, enjoy it
Revenge can't be taken in haste
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Make haste, and if we wed, you'll be commended, sir
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
My lord-
And who, may it be said is your intended, sir
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
My ward
[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
And pretty as a rosebud
[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
Pretty as her mother?
[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
What? What was that?
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Nothing, sir. Nothing.
Pretty women, fascinating
Sipping coffee
Dancing
Pretty women, are a wonder
Pretty women
Sitting in the window
Or - standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air
Pretty women
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Silhouetted
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Stay within you
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Glancing
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Stay forever
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Breathing lightly
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Pretty women
[ Both- sung ]
Pretty women
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Blowing out their…
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Blowing out their
[ Both - sung ]
Candles
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Or - combing out their…
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Combing out their
[ Both - sung ]
Hair
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Then they leave--
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Even when they leave…
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Even when they leave you and vanish
They somehow can still remain there with you
There with you
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
They still are there
They're there
[ Both - sung ]
Ah, pretty women
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
At their mirrors
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In their gardens
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Letter writing
[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Flower picking
[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Weather watching
[ Both - sung ]
How they make a man sing
Proof of heaven
As you’re living
Pretty women, sir!
Pretty women, yes!
Pretty women, sir!