Buried in the pages of a colorful comic book,
The Holy Bible, comes a hero, Jesus Christ.
With every ounce of cosmic power,
Blazes toward our planet nearly at the speed of light.
He confronts the evil super-villain.
satan grits his teeth as he stares him in the eye.
Face to face and nose to nose,
The devil cocks his fist and swings with all his might.
In a rage of fury, satan lunges forward.
Coming from the cloud of dust: a thundering "Bip! Boom! Pow!"
The devil grins as he pins Jesus Hero.
Jesus dies--Is there no hope now?
The devil stands with a powerful sneering grin.
That is, until an explosion fills the night!
Back to finish that rascal once for all,
Stepping from the smoke is our hero, Jesus Christ!
Shaking in fear; waiting for his demise;
Sees Superhero Jesus and cries, cries, cries!
Jesus takes aim to end the villains' schemes.
Pulls the trigger and blasts him to smitherines.