I’m tired of wakin' up drunk
Overcome and thinkin' too much
How can I clear out my head
Well there’s no turning back round
Made a mess of my hometown
All I need are some bottleneck friends
When the sun comes up
I’m gonna sneak away
My adventures in day drinking
Buffet eating
Breaking news
I’ll be sleeping in a Lincoln
Same gray sweatpants
From yesterday
I’m bloody with bacon
Mojito makin’
Pretty soon tequila shakin'
Chasing this hangover
Since god knows when
Adventures in my day drinking
Adventures in my day drinking
I’m tired of wakin' up tipsy
Confused and wishin' you’d miss me
Which cabinet do you hide your whiskey?
When the sun comes up
I’m gonna sneak away
My adventures in day drinking
Buffet eating
Breaking news
I’ll be sleeping in a Lincoln
Same gray sweatpants
From yesterday
I’m bloody with bacon
Mojito makin’
Pretty soon tequila shakin'
Chasing this hangover
Since god knows when
Adventures in my day drinking
Adventures in my day drinking
And even if you tried to call me
I can’t find my phone
Baby I’m in the zone
And everyday I’m late with the bill pay
And you and the kids move out of state on your own
Should have stopped my adventures long time ago
My adventures in day drinking
Buffet eating
Breaking news
I’ll be sleeping in a Lincoln
Same gray sweatpants
From yesterday
I’m bloody with bacon
Mojito makin’
Pretty soon tequila shakin'
Chasing this hangover
Since god knows when
Adventures in my day drinking
Adventures in my day drinking
Adventures in my day drinking
Adventures in my day drinking