I'm looking for someone that I can play with
I don't care if she's skinny, I don't care if she's fat
As long as she goes for boys like me
'Cause I like them like that
She might be a Catholic
She might be a nurse
She might give me a child
Or gonorrhea or something worse
She might be a painter
Or a communist with my luck
But that the the kind of girls
You really want to fuck
Yeah, so I'm looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
I might find her in a car
I might find her in a cave
I might pull her from a shopping mall
I might pull her from the grave
I want to kiss her lips
I want to see her dance
I want to see her wriggle and jiggle
Right out of her pants
Yeah, so I'm looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
I'm looking for someone
With a voice that's true
And I'm going to be nice to her
May she'll be nice too
Then I'm going to do it
Gonna do it to her
Four hundred and eighty-seven thousand times
Yeah, so looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls
Looking for girls