Lately been living in a big black hole
Dont even have an excuse
Staring at my navel, searching my soul
Seeking the right guru
Eat a low fat diet, do my exercises
I mind my ps and qs
Im still stuck in a midlife crisis
With the existential blues
Is there life ever after, are we just a splatter
On the canvas of the universe
Naked apes ignoring, life is nothing more than
A couple of spins on earth
Some say its Jesus, some say its Allah
Some dont know which way to choose
Me Im sitting here hemming and hawing
With the existential blues
I was born lucky in the land of the free
Middle class dream come true
Why do I struggle, why arent I happy
Why do I feel so confused
Tried past life regression, astral projection
Analyzed my deja vus
No therapy session could give me protection
From the existential blues
Is there life ever after, are we just a splatter
On the canvas of the universe
Naked apes ignoring, life is nothing more than
A couple of spins on earth
Accept what is, Ill make that my biz
Then Ive got nothing to lose
Cause every days a hypothesis
With the existential blues