I'm the wrong color but I'm on the one
Wish I wasn't human wish I was a pop gun
Get off me babe I'm not your ride
Besides I'm out of tickets and I mean where's your pride
It's not so terrible being alone
There's nothing to hurt you except your own
Somebody just date raped me to get to me know me
Speech impediment like let's make macaroni art
Heart in a furnace got your learner's permit
Now you're preggo wondering if you should full term it
Should you get extensions or maybe just perm it
Treats you like a pervy switch he likes to catch can't really pitch
He's such a bitch about humidity
because now his weave is all fucked up
Tucked you in with a bedtime story act all whorey
sports fantasy about Robert Horry
Three feet big mouth on your teet like a little tyke
I always show respect to the sluts and the dykes
And the freon boys and a banned agenda motherfuck
DOMA baby never surrender
You've been a fag hag for too long
Time for stepping out in your front thong step out
Get off me babe I'm not your ride
Besides I'm out of tickets and I mean where's your pride
It's not so terrible to be alone
There's nothing to hurt you except your own
I'm the wrong color but I'm on the one
Wish I was a chameleon wish I was a pop gun