Oh Western Union man send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram send a telegram oh
Send a telegram to my baby
This is what I want you to say
I want you to tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me
And if the telegram don't do
Send a box of candy too an maybe some flowers
Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours
Send a telegram send a telegram
Hurry up send a telegram man to my baby
Do you hear what I say
Oh Western Union man send a telegram
Oh send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man hey send a telegram oh
Send a telegram send a telegram oh
Send a telegram man to my baby
This is what I want you to do
Listen tell me have you got a boy you can send
This is what I want him to do
Put him on his bike right away
See if he can get my message through
Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away
I want the girl to know that I missed her
Something like yesterday
Send a telegram send a telegram oh
Send a telegram man to my baby
Do you hear what I say
Oh Western Union man why don't you send a telegram
Well send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man send a telegram
Oh send a send a telegram send it
Send it send it send it right on to my baby
Do you hear what I say
Hey Western Union man send a telegram oh
Send a telegram to my baby hey