GRINGO STAR’S DAD
WAS A LOVELY MAN SO HELPLESS
WASN’T REALLY BRIGHT
SINCE HE LEFT HIS MUMMY’S HOME PLACE
GRINGO STAR’S DAD
WAS A FUNNY GUY QUITE STRESSED
HELEN LOVED HIM FOR THAT
SHE DECIDED TO MARRY HIM ANYWAY
THINKING LIFE WILL BE FINE FROM THIS SUNNY DAY
OH OH
OUR DEAR BOB STAR
WAS A BAD POOL PLAYER BY THE WAY
AND ALL THE LOW-CUT DRESSES
JUST MADE HIM LOOSE HIS HEAD
SO HE DECIDED
TO LEAVE HOME FOR SOMEONE YOUNGER
SINCE HIS CHILD WAS BORN
BOB DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO BE THE RULER
THINKING LIFE WILL BE FINE FROM THIS SUNNY DAY
OH OH