"Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...
Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide
A note upon his desk
""P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!""
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
""But on the desk is where I want you!""
So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers ?
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