I can't dance and I can't sing, I can't do anything
I can't even find my way around town
And I'm fifteen and a fool can't you see?
So Don't fall in love with me
I'm a rock and roll puppet in a band called Bow Wow Wow
Better off to be a rabbit
At least they have more fun with a gun
I just go on and on, and on and on and on
I'm supposed to sing that one
Pop, pop, pop, pop, gun!
And the Greeks had a word for it
It went like this
Ooh... Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow, wow wow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cause there's not always more
A low intellingence, no one can stop it
so don't think of this fool, this little girl too
I'm a horrid little idiot, can't you see?
So don't fall in love with me
My moronic gestures, keep on pestering you
I'm forced to some energy, don't drink to this fool
Call a doctor, don't be cruel
Don't you know that nothing can stop me drueling over you
Whoa
The Greeks had a word for it
Ooh... Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow, wow wow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cause there's not always more
Chihuahua
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, Chihuahua
Bow wow, wow wow wow, Chihuahua
Everybody try it now, 'cause there's not always more
(repeat til fade)