Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl
takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile
livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin
who'casion'ly plays L.A
Casually glancing at his toupee
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Wish I was an English muffin
Bout to make the
most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a Citizens
for Boysenberry Jam fah
Ah, South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my
photo on your piano
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft dodger
Leavin' by the basement door)
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy toeing down there for
Old Roger