You lie and cheat i might
have to beat you you stab
my back I might put the heat
to you dont drag your feet
You know you have to face me
Its not just once that
you've disgraced me
Layout your soul get rid of
the weakness dont diss
your boys over some
princess girls come and go
But friends are a life
sentnce i'd walk away
But your one of my best friends
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
A friend doesnt let a friend
bang another friend's girlfriend
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go
There nothing will mend it
no matter the excuses
or just how loose she is
What will follow won't
pay for the juiciness
Dude but dude
I don't know
I don't know what to say
I don't know
I don't know what to say, say
I am a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and I will never
do it again say
I am a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and i will never do it again
I felt at the moment
the two were introduced
He's just the type
and she's a toulouse
So I took him aside
tld him she was with D
He said what do i look like
a fucking lewinsky
two weeks later
She was greased up
and screaming the story
came out
full details of reaming
So everyone hates everyone
It's all fucked up
by L.A.'s worst starjocking slut
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
A friend doesnt let a friend
bang another friend's girlfriend
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
a friend doesnt let a friend
bang another friend's girlfriend
Dude but dude
I don't know sorry say
I am a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and I will never do it again
say say say
I am a total piece of shit
and undeniable hypocrite
I promise not to do it again
Your mind's a blank
Your face a prank
Like you took it point blank
got runover by a tank
low rank frank
no lower than you sank
When all by yourself
You're the world's biggest wank
with only you to thank
ass butthole stank
Belching with all your own
piss you drank
and your own green spunk
from your morning spank
on your way to a dumpster
with an armful of crank
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there nothing
will mend it
There is no piece of ass
worth a friendship
Dumb enough to go there nothing
will mend it
nothing will mend it
I don't recommend it
I don't recommend it
nothing recommend it say
I am a fuckingg idiot
never gotten into it
I'm a fucking idiot
never gotten into it
I'm a fucking idiot
never gotten into it
I'm a fucking idiot
never gotten into it
I'm a fucking idiot
never gotten into it
I'm a fucking idiot
never gotten into it
Into it Into it Into it Into it
Into it Into it Into it Into it
do it again
Say say say say
do it again
Say say say say
do it again
cked down
and they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself
just how big you are
and take your place in a wiser
world of bigger motor cars
<Intelrude>
So Where the hell was Biggles
when you needed him
last Saturday
And where were all the sportsmen
who always pulled you though
They're all resting down
in Cornwall
writing up their memoirs
for a paper-back edition
of the Boy Scout Manual
See there! A man born