I write it down in invisible ink
I write it down, everything I want
I keep it in private
Don't let nobody know
It's my secret, and I won't let go
It's my secret, and I won't let go
Do you want to join my society?
Well, you'll be governed
By intelligence
You've got to swear, be reticent
And answer questions
With a number
And when you talk
No facial expressions, don't emphasis
You've got to hold things back
And when your friends say
Give me names and dates
Don't give the answer, it's a secret
Keep it safe
Under lock and key
Keep it hid and it's a mystery
So tighten up on security
Don't run the risk
We won't tell nobody
Though they'll want to know
It's a secret secret
And we won't let go, it's a secret secret
Let's keep this exclusive
A sect for two
It's a secret secret for me and you
It's a secret secret