Simon the accountant
Slouches by the water fountain
As the girl from refinancing
Who’s a bit Scarlett Johansson
Who likes Grease and Dirty Dancing
Brushes by
He says, hello stranger
Hoping that he’ll re-engage her though
They’ve skirted round the danger
He’s a lion in the manger
And her eyes betray the butterflies inside
They had a long lost night in Scarborough
Propping up the hotel bar
The heat of desire
Turned into a fire
On that long lost night in Scarborough
While she does the filing
She might let him catch her smiling
Cos he called her smile beguiling
On the night she lay beside him
Listening to the seagulls crying
To the waves
She remembers his love handles
How he helped remove her sandals
And his kisses on her ankles
As their bodies lay entangled
’Til the day broke like a scandalous embrace
They had a long lost night in Scarborough
Propping up the hotel bar
The heat of desire
Turned into a fire
On that long lost night in Scarborough
When she woke up in his arms
She feared the storm after the calm
So she left him snoring
They both heard the gossip
But were powerless to stop it
Cos it spread through every office
From the mail room to the bosses
Everyone discussed the topic and they’d say