What happened to him he is all over the shop,
Its only been two weeks and he is yet to clock,
That she is only after one thing,
and this is strictly rebound,
She’s not in it for the long run,
She don’t like his dad,
She called his mum a slag,
But he just laughs it off cos he is blind to the fact,
He’s always got his head in the clouds.
Cos he’s a helpless romantic
and everybody knows it’s true,
She went and took his money
and left him for someone new.
He’s pacing around frantically trying to text her,
But she’s out with someone who looks slightly better,
He refuses to believe it,
He still thinks what she said was true,
But she was lying through her back teeth,
She don’t go round his,
Cos she’s afraid of the dog,
And his parents smoke too much
and it’s like walking through fog,
He’s always seen going round hers,
Cos he’s a helpless romantic
and everybody knows it’s true,
She went and took his money
and left him for someone new.
And all the kings horses,
And all the kings men,
Couldn’t sellatape his pride back together again,
He’s always going after the wrong ones,
all the time, Oh no.
Cos he’s a helpless romantic
and everybody knows it’s true,
She went and took his money
and left him for someone new.