Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong You're a simian you're the missing link this club's a zoo thanks to you and your gorilla buddies too Planet of the Apes Monkey see Monkey do a shot upside the head for you